Rave in tree house owned by Poe

Out of sight
So you don’t get a massive fright
So you won’t see the thing that’s coming
You’re screwed by

Mono Polar Bear arsed Ted
Attractive. Golden. Locked in bed.
Porridge ‘rupts outside the box
Poe at tree pulls up his socks

Two apples fall down and a snake
Let Queen of horses eat a cake
Queen Bee likes to blow the candles
Prince Charles ears are massive handles

Man in beard and frock and sandles
Leaps through flaming massive bangles
Wakes up nailed to wooden cross
Screams that daddy’s not the boss Of him or his story no more

Then falls asleep to snore and bore.
Bowl of porridge opens door
In walks a polar bear to gore
Edgar Allen is
No more.

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