Pope of nonsense didn’t like red.
“Let there be shite!” That’s what he said.
From that point on, there was dark.
Andy was the missing quark.
Card’nal Keith O’Brien? Lyin’.
Brought homophobia to the table.
Islamophobic Nick Cohen
Adds more muck to Andy’s fable.
An anti-matter-matter bang
Would be all that these two phobes sang.
Butt Andy Newman brought together
Storm of bullshit. Spectator weather.
God’s multi-colored big mustache
Then blows gold-dust, blows dust and ash.
And a new man’s figleaf falls.
And Andy Newman’s got no balls.