David Cameron’s response to Eastleigh By-election fiasco:


Beastly Eastleigh by-election
Dishing up your bile erection
My coalition’s toxic slime
Vomits rebound into rhyme.

I scream Con-men cry erection
Nick Clegg pledges lie-election.
Ed the talking horse and cart
Shovels shit, lights his fart.

Nick and Ed and I all lose.
Nigel’s UKIP scoffs the booze.
Nigel says I split the vote
The party’s over? I’ll get my coat.

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