Extract from “Steve met Lucy in a dream” screenplay:

“This soap tastes funny.”

“You’re eating the soap now?”

“Not eating it. Tasting it.


“It smelt funny.”

“So you had to taste it just to be on the safe side?”

“Seemed like a good idea at the time.”

“Was it?”


“Try not to get soap in your eyes.”

“What? You must think I’m stup aahh. Fuck!”

“What’s wrong? Soapy eyes?”

“Bollocks. Where’s the fuckin’ towel?”

“You’ll have to feel for it. There’s no way I’m not going in there.”

“Why do these things always happen to me?”

“Because you’re an idiot?”

“That can’t be it.”

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