Eddie Mair’s crypt on fire:

Knight Mair slayed my fire-breathing underpants?

Knight Mair slayed my fire-breathing underpants?

Boris Karloff’s Johnson fell.
Dropped off down a wishing well.
Blown out candles.
Ears, not handles.
Chuck berrets. Hair is
Ding-dong bell.

Boris got dizzy. Then he slipped.
Slipped into Sir Knight Mair’s crypt.
Script on fire.
Mair slays liar.
Car crash. Dire.
Balls got snipped.

Hit man Bore is not a clown.
Boris the Bastard’s
Pants fall down.
London Mayor’s
Arse is sair.
Underpants are wet and brown.

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