If it wasn’t for Lib Demo-Prats what would you do?
You’d be stuck in the loo covered in poo.
You would have Lord Reynard. Threatening to sue.
If wasn’t for Nick Clegg’s Lib Demo-Prats.
If it wasn’t for Lib Demo-Prats where would you be?
You’d have loads of voters. Tossing potties full of pee.
Angry pitchfork villagers. Forcing you to flee.
If it wasn’t for Nick Clegg’s Liberal Demo-Prats.